Scales: The Insane Mermaid Movie Nobody Asked For
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komentāri
  • Jack Grazer
    Jack Grazer

    HA

    • Sameen Mannal
      Sameen Mannal

      Commenting so there aren't more spots for comments :)

    • Sameen Mannal
      Sameen Mannal

      I'm just

    • peko pekoyama
      peko pekoyama

      I have no idea who you are

    • Pikminpro2000
      Pikminpro2000

      Omg hi

    • roger taylors wh0re
      roger taylors wh0re

      JACK

  • Rusty Rodgers
    Rusty Rodgers

    The human body: 65% pure, clean water 35% clothes yes

  • Halixen
    Halixen

    WAIT- If.. if she turns into a mermaid when she showers and bathes.. and she doesn't know... HAS SHE NOT TAKEN A BATH HER ENTEIR LIFE- EH!?!?

  • semgito qutikjig
    semgito qutikjig

    The temporary wave unfortunately man because deadline diagnostically interrupt alongside a humorous forgery. goofy, weak pen

  • Maia fwoggie
    Maia fwoggie

    Rotten tomatoes

  • Joe Watson
    Joe Watson

    Water bout to make me act up

  • Zenkori
    Zenkori

    You mean to tell me she's never showered or taken a bath in her life until that very moment?

  • Colt
    Colt

    She a blood bender 😳

  • Lucie BK
    Lucie BK

    THE CREEPY DUDES LAST WORDS WERE BLEHAHHHHHHEHHHHEEEEE

  • SympleSinfisy
    SympleSinfisy

    Nobody asked for this video

  • Natalia Noel
    Natalia Noel

    Me and my friend watched this re-watch this because we used to watch all the time when we were kids but now the 14th and we watched it and it’s literally the worst in siren is a big idiot lol

  • ATrashPlayer
    ATrashPlayer

    I just realised something How tf do they breed

  • Daniel Rogan
    Daniel Rogan

    danny we all know by now raycon is crap

  • Chloe *
    Chloe *

    😂😂😂😂😂this was great😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Chloe :3
    Chloe :3

    bruh controlling water in this movie gives walmart waterbending vibes

  • 結菜Yuna
    結菜Yuna

    4:44

  • Isabella Varela
    Isabella Varela

    What the 😶

  • chef skully
    chef skully

    dan dan the mermaid man got me

  • Wags360
    Wags360

    The squishy bones thing got me every time🤣🤣🤣😂

  • Metallic T
    Metallic T

    Adam told his dad that siren was a mermaid, then tried to save siren from his dad? Makes sense

  • AlmondTheAlmond
    AlmondTheAlmond

    Hunters- Want to get mermaid blood so they can save people with horrible diseases Mermaids- OMG THAT'S SO BRUTAL AND EVIL Siren- Literally turns someone into water as they scream in pain and agony Mermaids- Wow that's so cool teach me

  • Basanti Devi
    Basanti Devi

    Now I am planning to write a wattpad fanfic it might turn into a movies😎

  • The007who
    The007who

    Honestly, this movie had a lot of potential

  • Kayleigh R. Smith
    Kayleigh R. Smith

    That shit lowkey triggered my thalassophobia 😅

  • Nebula251
    Nebula251

    23:45 JESUS CHRIST!

  • Fantastic_ Fern
    Fantastic_ Fern

    9:38 Sirens in Greek mythology are actually bird ladies

  • Acacia Huey
    Acacia Huey

    isn't that the lady from law and order i- 👁👄👁

  • Mililpony8
    Mililpony8

    He did a racism

  • The Lonely
    The Lonely

    1:23 reeeeeee....

  • IsHankLmao
    IsHankLmao

    Me trying to survive in a horror movie 4:45

  • Alex SM
    Alex SM

    So the little girl... just murdered someone?

  • Austin Kramer Datu -30
    Austin Kramer Datu -30

    She should of done bloodbending!!

  • TheStapleGunKid
    TheStapleGunKid

    Another question, why do the hunters kill mermaids? If all the hunters want is mermaid blood, why not just take some of it and leave them alive so they can get more blood later? If you kill them, you lose a source of mermaid blood.

  • Taylor _Almond
    Taylor _Almond

    What Scales the mermaid documentary taught us all🐋 Mermaids throw rocks at dads The only mermaid name is Siren Going to the bathroom is a sin in school Going A WALL in school because you have powers is highly acceptable dads with sons that have squishy bone sons make friends with creepy people Telling people your a mermaid is embarrassing and frowned upon Mermaids are selfish No such thing as men mermaids Mermaids hunters want you Mermaids get together with their homies and like to whale Mermaids hunters often kidnap mothers

  • ꧁ • A o i - C h a n • ꧂
    ꧁ • A o i - C h a n • ꧂

    “Are they singing?” No honey, they’re filing their taxes.

  • ꧁ • A o i - C h a n • ꧂
    ꧁ • A o i - C h a n • ꧂

    This movie is the epitome of stupid

  • Am potato ùwú
    Am potato ùwú

    my M ypo◎ poo

  • russian guys
    russian guys

    When he throws the spear it’s like G E T. OVER HEREEE

  • TheStapleGunKid
    TheStapleGunKid

    So Mermaid blood can heal people and the mermaids don't want to use it for that? Why not? Why can't they just occasionally donate blood for medical purposes, the same way actual humans do?

  • dhruv n yuvraj channel
    dhruv n yuvraj channel

    Humans in Coronavirus Humans:We need to kill that mermaid

  • redRuxx
    redRuxx

    Lololololololol

  • Nina Chang
    Nina Chang

    Her tail looks like a fucking octopus tentacle

  • Mommy Diaz
    Mommy Diaz

    Great oun

  • godgamer
    godgamer

    21:54

  • Unusable
    Unusable

    "Being in the water, or swimming in the water." That's the same thing bro stop drowning

  • Capybara
    Capybara

    Bro why is this so freaking bad and cringy lmao

  • flowers
    flowers

    If their blood has healing powers, how do they even die not by natural causes?

  • Toca Sunflower
    Toca Sunflower

    Ur body is made of 65 percent water Procceds to kill 100 percent of him

  • Mills bubba
    Mills bubba

    Why is jack always in crutches

  • Toca Sunflower
    Toca Sunflower

    Mother: i must hiide my daughter from the hunters because she is a mermaid Also the mother: names her daughter Siren

  • not_the_useless_cake
    not_the_useless_cake

    the best kind of mermaid is the one with the upper body of a fish,

    • not_the_useless_cake
      not_the_useless_cake

      fish

  • not_the_useless_cake
    not_the_useless_cake

    How do you get a pure bred mermaid if theres no mermen? a fish?

  • SoldMomForChocolate
    SoldMomForChocolate

    “ ah ha got your head your not going anywhere missy” WHY WAS THAT SO FUNNY FOR ME- PLS-

  • Justin Mai
    Justin Mai

    Me having PTSD about drowning 4times:ya who would avoid water

  • Jack-Attack
    Jack-Attack

    She sounds crazy saying she’s a mermaid

  • Jack-Attack
    Jack-Attack

    Your saying every time she goes in the water she turns into a fish person, that means she has never taken a shower in her life

  • Grace R
    Grace R

    No malemaids

  • •MustyDusty •
    •MustyDusty •

    Are all the mermaids lesbian then ._.???

  • Charlotte Stearman
    Charlotte Stearman

    This is my comfort video

  • meli_lemon
    meli_lemon

    istg this movie was written by a 7 yr old

  • Fream team
    Fream team

    imagine youre father gets killed and he has got like no emotions WOW

  • Joshuagamingz Roblox
    Joshuagamingz Roblox

    Yo you make me laugh every day

  • Duwindu Tharinda
    Duwindu Tharinda

    Then what about H20, just add water?

    • Duwindu Tharinda
      Duwindu Tharinda

      Well around 7:20 this thing started being a ripoff of H20.

  • Sandy_Creates
    Sandy_Creates

    Me, a Castle Swimmer fan: o-o Siren?

  • Meme Sparx
    Meme Sparx

    Offbrand jj watt

  • Savanna Quinlan
    Savanna Quinlan

    You should do stand up comedy

  • Evan Borchardt
    Evan Borchardt

    No comments on the fact that the tails are literally those mermaid tail bathing suit things?

  • Evan Borchardt
    Evan Borchardt

    This is literally H2O Just Add Water.

  • TRAP C!TY
    TRAP C!TY

    Nobody asked for any princess movies lol.

  • Kathy Rogers
    Kathy Rogers

    no dont 21:57

  • C̶h̶e̶r̶r̶y̶
    C̶h̶e̶r̶r̶y̶

    I avoided this video for so long for some reason and now it’s one of my favorites

  • CHEERIOS SQUAD
    CHEERIOS SQUAD

    I watched this movie as a kid and being a kid and all, I loved it, but watching this now, I realize the flaws...

  • Sebastian Cyr
    Sebastian Cyr

    Omg finally a movie with a kid with Osteogenesis imperfecta like me!!!! LOL

  • Sarah Dunn
    Sarah Dunn

    Plot twist: Siren was just a master Water-bender and a half breed with a fish.

  • lakshmivallabh
    lakshmivallabh

    4:11 you know what else does that....my arm.. I have a cast you...dirty person

  • viera boyz
    viera boyz

    oh god

  • CrYpTiC 833
    CrYpTiC 833

    Rey from Star Wars is a mermaid????

  • Ellen Carbonell
    Ellen Carbonell

    Imagine if when she started turning into a mermaid it was her top half instead of her bottom half. A big fish head with a billy bass mouth 😂

  • Izzy Jabami
    Izzy Jabami

    I watched this movie with my family and by the end of it all of us were so confused and we were just like “what?”

  • asmRTPOP
    asmRTPOP

    But the mom isn’t even upset..? She’s concerned and asking questions. So it’s even MORE weird to say “why can’t we have a nice moment”.

  • • ηєʑυкσ •
    • ηєʑυкσ •

    When the % of an adults water in their body is to 50-60 not 65:

  • apriapri
    apriapri

    adams house: doesnt have windows siren: i was going to throw rocks at your non existent windows

  • Hbomb TX
    Hbomb TX

    I remember my sisters watched this about 5 times when it was called scale a mermaids tale

  • Graham Goodman
    Graham Goodman

    Just casually drowns at the beginning.

  • sSeriouzz
    sSeriouzz

  • sSeriouzz
    sSeriouzz

    𓀡

  • mothebest1 90
    mothebest1 90

    Jack always plays the sickly character

  • Gabriel Jacob Menor
    Gabriel Jacob Menor

    BLOOD BENDING

  • Floopy Floop
    Floopy Floop

    Osteoporosis

  • Ava Curnow
    Ava Curnow

    ‘-‘

  • Ava Curnow
    Ava Curnow

    Why does she have superpowers is she a superhero or something :O

  • Ava Curnow
    Ava Curnow

    It’s dumb nobody be like oh my god this is the best movie ever Me and everyone in the world this is the dumbest movie ever

  • Amely Alva
    Amely Alva

    All they had to do was take some blood put that into medicine replicate it and cure everything wtf

  • Kirito-Kun
    Kirito-Kun

    7:01 tatakae moment

  • yameii teran
    yameii teran

    I WATCHED THIS MOVIE WHEN I WAS 8 AND I LOVED IT AND IT WAS SO WEIRD

  • ZyncsFN -
    ZyncsFN -

    its always the weird guy

  • Jhawk5599 0
    Jhawk5599 0

    10:54 lol

  • DNK Music
    DNK Music

    Notifications are on an i Greg now

  • That piano girl
    That piano girl

    I know for sure in elementary school, going to the bathroom meant you're an alien.

  • stonefacewiththedrip
    stonefacewiththedrip

    Siren head..?

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