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komentāri
  • Dark Blade
    Dark Blade

    Oh God oh fuck I had 2 laughter!!!

  • Skepi
    Skepi

    Damnit. 2 minutes in and I already used my 1 laughter..

  • AA Batteries
    AA Batteries

    4:40

  • Grace
    Grace

    Parfloofendoofen. Verb To Parfloofendoof. Generly in a vigeruos manner.

  • Pufferfish Inc
    Pufferfish Inc

    and im pretty sure if you keep eating almonds you will get cyanide

  • xonr
    xonr

    I had 2 laughters...

  • hunny bunny
    hunny bunny

    11:14 no that wouldn't be great that would be grapes

  • DigitalLuv
    DigitalLuv

    I recently got those sriracha almonds from Costco and... with the amount I'm eating I'm going to become a GOD.

  • Will
    Will

    Why does Danny say Seagle instead of seagull

  • poop mcstinkbutt
    poop mcstinkbutt

    I HATE HONEY!!! I DOWNLOADED IT BUT IT DIDNT WORK!!! I GOT SCAMMED!!!

  • Alyssa Russell
    Alyssa Russell

    Am I a greg since im subscribed and have notifacations on and like all the videos I watch of u?

  • Christopher Portelli
    Christopher Portelli

    me being a girl {i am not ******** up

  • Rachel Moore
    Rachel Moore

    I'm pretty sure that One Laughter Please is run by an eleven-year-old boy! It's the only thing that makes sense.

  • ohmy small human
    ohmy small human

    3:26 Aristotle wants to know your location

  • mcdonaldheather
    mcdonaldheather

    ha

  • Bemoreminecraft
    Bemoreminecraft

    I laughed twice, now its a law

  • Odd.Weeb. Lmao
    Odd.Weeb. Lmao

    Wide or very upclose danny 0:46, 0:58, 1:46, 1:50, 2:34, 2:48, 3:01, 3:12, 4:05, 4:17, 4:33, 5:11, 5:28, 5:59, 6:39, 7:13, 7:19, 7:28, 7:33, 8:30, 9:00, 9:35, 9:39, 9:44, 10:49, 11:19, 11:52, 12:28, 12:40, 13:38, 13:54, 14:01, 14:29,

  • IVAN T
    IVAN T

    hes a living meme

  • Neyyyha 。
    Neyyyha 。

    there’s six almonds in the picture- lmfao

  • astra🌌
    astra🌌

    I think the sped up version of Danny rocking back and forth on the ground to royalty free music is the funniest goddamn thing I’ve ever seen in my life

  • Paint Brush Jewel
    Paint Brush Jewel

    Dude you don't eat the apple, you throw it at the doctor.

  • Zayne -jaehnig
    Zayne -jaehnig

    This is your funniest video good job

  • Toni Brentson
    Toni Brentson

    9:28 people out here getting 4 dates and i cant even get 1 🙄😒

  • Toni Brentson
    Toni Brentson

    As a person who just learned there os a phobia of math I understand the people who don’t understand any math

  • Adeptt
    Adeptt

    What’s up Greg :)

  • Chanelle Blouet
    Chanelle Blouet

    Theoretically he didn't need to add up all the almonds. Just take the one with the higher amount and that's it

  • Sahara YT
    Sahara YT

    Why does his bang give me life

  • domskiyy
    domskiyy

    e a t 5 a l m o n d

  • Begüm Kaya
    Begüm Kaya

    i was watching this with my mom and she asked if your name was greg and it was a long conversation of me explaining and her not understanding

  • Hollxzee
    Hollxzee

    6:35 I ain't never seen two pretty best friends!.. *One of them always gotta be ugly*

  • GetSadWithGarrett
    GetSadWithGarrett

    This weekend is gonna be a good weekend

  • Mauro Pereira
    Mauro Pereira

    Dates is food

  • Briana Courtney
    Briana Courtney

    i guess my dad did not eat enough almonds

  • the1thatgotaway
    the1thatgotaway

    me: laughs more than once danny: time to D I E

  • Happy Shiber
    Happy Shiber

    If a student makes a mistake they die Me:👍

  • Happy Shiber
    Happy Shiber

    Ha

  • Venomious
    Venomious

    Those memes are Indian memes.. and those 4 dates and stuff are ayurveda.. we eat 4 overnight wet almonds before going to give exams.

  • Onyx677
    Onyx677

    Me: "If you eat 4 dates no weakness" Also me: So if i eat 4 dates i can become God, basically.... well neat

  • Things
    Things

    "I did not know raisin water existed" It's called grape juice, Daniel

  • Star Killer
    Star Killer

    “ i feel like scientists should make raisons with the water built into them” You mean a grape

  • sergio
    sergio

    i was laphing so much at 12:32 i think my humor is broken

  • Anushka
    Anushka

    4:41 imagine laura overhearing him💀

  • Tanseh
    Tanseh

    Cool

  • Hope Papernacky
    Hope Papernacky

    I think the reverse-aging worked

  • colin gaff
    colin gaff

    holy fuck the like dislike ratio is insane 226k to 1.4k!!!

  • Crazy Mack
    Crazy Mack

    e

  • Esther Pyman
    Esther Pyman

    🎵be happy be healthy and get well soon. Be happy be healthy and get well soon. And if your feeling down just remember this tune. Be happy be healthy and GET WELL SOOOOON🎵. Only 2000s kids will understand lol

  • Aokyia
    Aokyia

    HA

  • Kibbles N bits
    Kibbles N bits

    Hah or ha?

  • The Lego Dude!
    The Lego Dude!

    Still kinda says gr e g or gre g

  • sanwari chaudhary
    sanwari chaudhary

    IDK WHY BUT THIS SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME 3:37

  • Luke and Maeve stop watching my channel!! Unlimited
    Luke and Maeve stop watching my channel!! Unlimited

    Plz like dis 👇👇👇

  • Roo Moo
    Roo Moo

    “👏Wives 👏want 👏to eat👏 their👏 husbands👏”

  • Spunro
    Spunro

    Fun Fact: Pregnant women are arachnids because the baby inside of them have 4 limbs, and they do too.

  • Surya Dhulipala
    Surya Dhulipala

    5:34 Alright, I've seen the movie that this meme is referencing, and they fucked it up. The first guy in the meme is the mad genius of the group and the third person is the one who's super obsessed with learning. The whole point of 3 Idiots is that the first guy teaches his other friends how to think outside the box, so it doesn't even look like this random indian meme account even saw the movie they're referencing.

  • jordan
    jordan

    "wives wanna eat their husbands" female tarantulas : 👀👀👀

  • Strummer Nefferdorf
    Strummer Nefferdorf

    If you eat to many almonds, you will die.

  • Andrew Strupp
    Andrew Strupp

    "that would be grape" lmao

  • Jamie Thompson
    Jamie Thompson

    That would be grape

  • thisrandomgirl hehe
    thisrandomgirl hehe

    That red line across Danny's face though 😂

  • Wojtek P
    Wojtek P

    11:20 did you meant grapes?

  • galaxycoffee
    galaxycoffee

    why has nobody asked why the guy's wife has a report card

  • BananaKing Comment
    BananaKing Comment

    50 almonds a day can cure living

  • Travis watkins
    Travis watkins

    Rasins and water boom ✨grapes ✨

  • John Kenkel
    John Kenkel

    Isn't raisin water really just grape juice?

  • H Rivers
    H Rivers

    ok but the guys v. girls sitting is kinda accurate

  • Meep eep
    Meep eep

    *laughs* ..... * also me makes this post*

  • Bea Revitch
    Bea Revitch

    “5 almonds daily” shows picture of 6 almonds

  • Am potato ùwú
    Am potato ùwú

    An almond a day keeps the cancer away

  • Liv Car
    Liv Car

    No way! That's why old people eat dates! Too bad dates are gross But seriously, what are the logistics of four dates a day? After eating 4 dates does the lack of weakness last for 24 hours, or is it that you have to constantly eat 4 dates every single day for some amount of time until you gain your weaknessless abilities? Can we just keep dates everywhere we go? Me and the gang 'boutta go cliff diving! Out here lookin' for some dates

    • Liv Car
      Liv Car

      @ldvender ok

    • ldvender
      ldvender

      ok

  • ahamochi
    ahamochi

    guess i forgot to eat my almonds 😐

  • tabby
    tabby

    9:10 THE WAY HE STARES AT THE SCREEN

  • Mitzy Chang
    Mitzy Chang

    You said how boys sit and then an add for the army popped up

  • mlgmaster95
    mlgmaster95

    another fucking douchetuber dude just go fuck us self ur hair looks like a fucking slinky orge idfc about the miss spells

  • Tjeerd Bosscha
    Tjeerd Bosscha

    4:37

  • 11 more
    11 more

    3:33 right after he said that i got a ad with a girl sitting on a chair

  • Some Industries
    Some Industries

    The year is 2140, and after the great meme plague of 20 that used up almost all laughters , it was limited to one laughter per person , world war 5 is starting soon to get the remaining laughs

  • Marioreviews123
    Marioreviews123

    11:05 try almond milk it’s just almond water

  • BANANA 86
    BANANA 86

    This feels like a video that came out so long ago but it was in quarantine

  • Leigha Thorne
    Leigha Thorne

    That's not even 5 its 6... GET IT RIGHT GOD

  • Blue Fløwer UwU
    Blue Fløwer UwU

    9:06. I accidentally read *daily 4 dates, no weekends*

  • Baffled Mouse
    Baffled Mouse

    When you become a baby from eating almonds, how will you remember to eat almonds? Or if you remember to eat the almonds how will you remember to stop eating almonds before you turn into egg? I wish to be Greg. Not Egg.

  • mAX___
    mAX___

    Raisins with the water built into them Buddy that’s grapes.

  • Finn Conlon
    Finn Conlon

    Can some one give me the links to these acconts?

  • The Sleepy Dot
    The Sleepy Dot

    why would you add the almonds? It says "x number of almonds per day" not "x almonds per day per benefit described"

  • purple guy
    purple guy

    How 2 be healthy

  • Gorge
    Gorge

    Almonds need a nerf there too overpowered I saw this one guy ate 100 almonds at once and turned into a being of pure light energy

  • Nicky Lettau
    Nicky Lettau

    Did anyone notice that when the meme said 5 almonds it had 6 almonds on the picture, and when it said 4 dates it had 5 dates....

  • Adrenaline_Rush
    Adrenaline_Rush

    11:20 u should have said that would be grape rather than grate 😂😂

  • Fratt Inc
    Fratt Inc

    If the thing about almonds are true then I should be imperial I eat like 20 a day

  • This died
    This died

    Btw the milk one was kind of true but not...

  • Noya
    Noya

    13:36 BUT YOU DONT KNOW MATH

  • Elodieoha que
    Elodieoha que

    E

  • HajimesOrangeJuice
    HajimesOrangeJuice

    I can’t lie, I had 4 laughters. 😰 (Danny don’t hurt me)

  • Dr. Doote
    Dr. Doote

    *SIX ALMONDS* 5 almonds daily No cancer

  • audiobooker 191
    audiobooker 191

    What if you are allergic to almonds?

  • Luna Lunita
    Luna Lunita

    🤯 🔫👁👄👁🖕

  • Aquaaa_
    Aquaaa_

    as a person who fuckin suffers… who's ass SUFFERS daily;. I have the obligation to step up and say OMG MY CONSTIPATION IS STOPPED CAUSE OF EZ WORKUT CICK BOUOUOLHLELLELELOW DOMGMGGG

  • Raeanna Williams
    Raeanna Williams

    Come on shake your body baby do that for me to be clip to be with the baby do I have a good time to do now and then I'll get a few more days and I need help with my meds but I'm not going on a pregnancy or wtv for the ppl I am sItTiNg on my back to see what it was like a day ago and my mom is in a hospital and I am a doctor for the same reason that my hero is in a hospital with the baby in my own mind that my husband and my family were younger and we had to go to school for the next couple weeks before they could u be in a relationship and they were in a relationship and I didn't want them back with gloves or wtv for me and my dad and my mom had to do something to make it happen and then they would you ever want me back in your thoughts or not for the rest and then I will get a job

  • Raeanna Williams
    Raeanna Williams

    Ha

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