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IDK why it feels so meta and maybe illegal for Danny to reference vine. It feels as if Captain America referenced marvel in winter soldier or something haha
You know a kid isn't an orphan when he can't put a band-aid on himself.
*a great right C R O S S*
Moral of the story: if you don’t like children your wife will turn into a jaguar forever
Me sat here like: "the fucking jaguar's gonna explode too"
I hate children
A great right cross
“ I have nothing to live for anyways “ damn that escalated quickly 😂😂
My theory is Black Star wanted children but the great Zamboni said I hate children so she turned into a jaguar and made the great Zamboni think he killed her and since Black Star heard that's a great Zamboni adopted Max she turned back into a human again
When they figured that he said ,,i dont like children’’ and that boy looked at that kid the sugar crush song and the animation we’re playing in my head 😭🤚🏼18:20
YES THE REFERENCE
max has gen z energy
It always makes me laugh when he swears
Spank the child
Moral of the story: talk to your partner about stuff like having kids BEFORE you get married, or you'll have to fake your death/disappear and live as their pet until they change their mind? Also like... did Zamboni just roll with it when a random Jaguar showed up? Like where did he think it came from? If that was his wife the whole time, he certainly didn't pick it up from the pet store. Also what would've happened if he had just accepted that she was gone and moved on and fallen in love with someone else? Would she just maul the ither woman?
Ben Kingsley just loves playing disgraced magicians, huh?
1. Zamboni look like snape 2. Wife animagus 3. Why you gotta knock of Harry potter
My sister just smacked me with a charger and now I’m watching this XD
Okay but like imagine *deciding* to be a Jaguar for 11 years just to say: WELP YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON
The theme song straight rips off the beat from. "If you think I'm sexy, and you wanna touch me, come on baby let me know."
NVM I DIDNT WATCH THE WHOLE THING_
plot twist !the wife is the jaguar
After Max came out of the rocket, and Danny started talking about the panther I was like, "Oh yeah, the twist is Dawn is gonna appear, or she was the panther the whole time."
This movie seems really good tbh
lmao,,,, "the great ice resurfacer"
"I have nothing to live for." When you think a movie character cant get anymore relatable-
The dude in this film, has won an oscar and two golden globes! WTF happened to his career!
danny: He's an orphan Me a technblade subscriber: *ORPHAN OBLITERATER*
As someone with depression that might know what the mindset is, I think the magician was trying to entertain himself and/or try to convince the people to leave him alone. So he acts weird and evil to keep the rumor wheel spinning, as a way to keep people away.
... is is it ok that I also thought that too? bout the nothing to live for thing? 😨
An old woman hiring high-school age bullies to steal valuable things? *That sounds familiar*
It’s a kids movie 🍿 chill out ...dude
24:22 the best few seconds of this video
Man dis movie I HATE CHILDREN sucks
I can't stop laughing at that bucket scene, lmao
She left because she wanted children and he said he hated children, now that hes adopted a child she comes back because she loved him still just she wanted a child
“Is acting like a psychopath,” maybe he’s just upset about the fact that there’s some kids who broke into his fucking house.
The fact that a zamboni is the machine that ice rinks use
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Me be like 👁👄👁 did he kill his wife
Was that Titus andromedom singing at 6:19
*OMG I REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I WAS RLLY SICK I WAS ON TYLENOL AND I WATCHED THIS MOVIE IM DEAD LMAOOO IT WAS THE BEST EXPERIENCE EVER I HIGHLY SUGGEST*
“The great zamboni” reminds me of that thing that cleans the ice on ice skating rinks😂😭
Was the Jaguar his wife
Geg
idk why but that kid eating a piece of pizza backwards has stuck with me since i saw this movie at age like... 7?
Wait.... is zamboni's wife native because white people think that they have "mAgIcAl AnImAl pOwErS??" Isn't that kinda racist???? 😬😬😬
@Double Homicide I'm good. ty for your concern though
Calm down
As someone who has owned many goats (they’re my favorite animal), who steals a goat?!
That weird magician dude: I hate you That annoying little kid: Sounds like something someone with kids would say~
Max's attitude is my daily mood😐
Man I hate it when I'm walking my pet goat and it wanders into the spooky house 😣
I'm going to go out on a limb, and say every one of Danny's viewers would understand a Vine reference.
IT would have been a better movie if at the end has blew up in the rocket.
Plot twist: His wife was the jaguar all along! Wait...That actually happens???
*causally takes 3 hours to put on band aid*
Thanks for another great one!! Been binging ur vids all day!
that skeleton dance routine was the most terrifying thing i have ever seen in my life, like holy
You need to react to a movie called: Once Upon A Mattress, it scream "review me Danny!".
That plot twist was so wacky is drinks la croix 😏
Who else grew up with this film
you say this is the worst halloween movie, i say this was a fantastic childhood fever dream
I feel like the story was meant to be that he’s actually his trick went wrong somehow, turning his wife into a jaguar but didn’t know.. somehow? She never changed he’d back until the end cause he hadn’t done magic. Guessing he should’ve looked more shocked at the end unintentionally undoing the spell, then explain all this but they might have ran out of time? I also could be thinking way too hard about this.
y know... this whole video was great but... the movie needs a great. right. punch...
23:55 Help Let Me Go part 2???
➟ spooky boy←:🤪
That laptop is probably a Taclaptop: military grade
Is the great Zanboni Alan rickman?
When you guess the wife will come back 😎
When the kids first went in the basement it sounded like rattling when you bowl and knock the pins down.
See, when I saw a cool, spooky, fun Halloween movie for kids, I did NOT go into it expecting the 7-year-old main character to have their character motivation be “I have no will to live.”
Wtf this man looks like snape
lol Danny cant forget the idea of "The GREAT ZAMBONI" killed his own wife
14:25 it's the misspelling of "renowned" for me
Plot twist his wife is actually dawnstar the town in Skyrim
The reason why she turned into a jaguar is because when the Great Zamboni sad he hated children, he put a curse on his wife and turned her into a jaguar (in the scene where she blows up, a star flies away into the distance. This is the same star as the one that flies away in the end.) Nobody's gonna see this anyway
Wait ok it the cat his wife I feel like I can see that from a mile away I'll return to edit if I'm wrong
I thought the reveal was gonna be that Dawn Star was the villain boss lady but nope. Jaguar.
I watched this entire video twice and I still have no idea what this movie was about
The little girl wearing red gives me mad Heather Chandler vibes
why are they scared of the kid getting sawed in half when they fucking thought they stabed a 6 year old like 15 times
this movie is more confusing than a game of poker
4:39 dude you can’t tell me the kid on the left doesn’t look like quackity
This is like some kind of really bizarre twist on A Winter's Tale
I didn't see it coming until I realized that the rocket was standing up instead of side-ways when they opened it. The Jaguar got in the rocket when it was side-ways but Dawn came out of the ship while it was standing up. Honestly, to make it more of a surprise, they should have had her roll out of the rocket side-ways.
Hey Danny I made up a song. Ready? Panda puffs of panda trees they taste like ass and smell like cheese. Pretty great huh?
Actually I did see the ending coming (pretty clear)
I fuckin knew the wife would come out the blue rocket
Nobody Me. Starts crying* they call it the spooky house no one wants to hang out with him 🥺😪😭😭😭😭😭
I can’t believe I actually saw the plot twist coming. But only because he said there’d be a plot twist.
Zamboni isn’t that the machine that cleans ice rinks?
I remember watching this movie as a kid like 15 years ago or so, so when this video started and the magic show began, I remembered instantly, but now as an adult, I don't recall this movie being this damn weird xD omg
Danny’s editing scared me more than the actual movie
"i hate children" *becomes a magician, a popular thing children are into*
i just had a breack down
What a weird Ladyhawke curse
The great zamboni didn’t kill his wife just like Epstein didn’t kill himself
5:10 Technoblade: Would you like to be one?
I did not kill her. I did not! Oh, hi Max.
I haven’t seen it yet but my guess is that the panther is gonna be the wife
A jagwaaaaaaar
is nobody going to address the magical shape-shifting indigenous woman and the weird racial undertones of that? no? okay-